Monday, 20 June 2011

Top 5 MyFriendisDumb submissions... (according to me)

1.  My friend was going to the shop and asked if I wanted anything, I asked for 20 Benson and Hedges cigarettes, he asked what to get if they didn't have that brand, I replied "anything." He came back with a pork pie. MFiD

2.  My friend thought that the lyrics to It's Raining Men were "Israeli men. Hallelujah Israeli men." MFiD

3.  My friend is a 'vegetarian', but eats fish. And chicken. MFiD

4.  After a discussion about what fish pie was actually called, a friend smugly announced that it was definately Paella. It isnt. MFiD

5.  My friend saw some novelty wine glasses in a shop, he picked them up and simply said "do they make these?" MFiD

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