1. My friend was going to the shop and asked if I wanted anything, I asked for 20 Benson and Hedges cigarettes, he asked what to get if they didn't have that brand, I replied "anything." He came back with a pork pie. MFiD
2. My friend thought that the lyrics to It's Raining Men were "Israeli men. Hallelujah Israeli men." MFiD
3. My friend is a 'vegetarian', but eats fish. And chicken. MFiD
4. After a discussion about what fish pie was actually called, a friend smugly announced that it was definately Paella. It isnt. MFiD
5. My friend saw some novelty wine glasses in a shop, he picked them up and simply said "do they make these?" MFiD